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assilem · 07-07-2004, 09:47 AM

Okay, so this did not fly on the politics board but I think it will bring out some creative humor here. So everyone join me in captioning this image of the new presidential hopefuls.

Edwards: "I'm not kidding John, It's this big!"
Kerry: "God, you are sooo hot right now!"

Blackthorn · 07-07-2004, 10:17 AM

Kerry: "We will need your full penetration into this campaign. You're with me on this aren't you Senator?"
Edwards: "Wait...What job is it exactly that you want me to apply for?"

Bentley Little · 07-07-2004, 10:32 AM

Edwards: Come her you big sexy hunk of man meat and take me now!

Kerry: I want to deep throat you.

cameroncrazy822 · 07-07-2004, 11:43 AM

Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"

cameroncrazy822 · 07-07-2004, 11:44 AM

Edwards to Kerry: "You should see the cigars I picked up for you!"

assilem · 07-07-2004, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"

Very funny!

Blackthorn · 07-08-2004, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"

Kerry to Edwards: "And that Jenna...wow did we get soooo stoned last weekend out on the cape! Ya know I think that piece could suck start a Harley!"

Delvid · 07-08-2004, 11:40 AM

Forget about the election John. We can dump our wives, go back to my home state and get legally married. Lets go before W gets the damn constitution amended.

unoaman · 07-08-2004, 12:18 PM

Edwards to Kerry: "What the hell do you mean 'you know', only my hairdresser knows."

pocon1 · 07-08-2004, 03:55 PM

Edwards: "Hey Kerry, why the long face?"

cameroncrazy822 · 07-09-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pocon1
Edwards: "Hey Kerry, why the long face?"

That's funny

edmos1 · 07-09-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
Edwards to Kerry: "You should see the cigars I picked up for you!"

haha

Mantus · 07-09-2004, 04:10 PM

Kerry: "You see Bobby's post on the Titty Board last night?"

Edwards: "I'd hit it."

kongfoo · 07-10-2004, 12:33 AM

Kerry's resolve was unaffected by Edwards' "Look at my hand!" ploy in the 37th hour of their staring contest.

Munku · 07-10-2004, 02:37 PM

Lol this same thread is in nonsense too :P

choskins · 07-10-2004, 03:26 PM

Kerry: "So, let me get this straight! If I pick you for VP, I can win this thing. Man, you sure got some big balls!"

Edwards: "They're this big! Hey, would I lie to you?"

TheDave87 · 07-10-2004, 08:47 PM

Kerry: "So you mean to tell me that you can't talk to dead people or see the future?"

Edwards: "No, thats the other John Edwards."

Kerry: "So... no ghosts?"

Edwards: "No, but you should see my johnson! It's this freakin' big! I bet the other John Edwards doesn't have that goin for him."

mrbuck12000 · 07-11-2004, 12:47 PM

Badges....We don't need no Stinkin' Badges!!!!

Hahahahaaaa!!!

07-07-2004, 09:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
assilem Insane Location: Eternity	Caption this image of Kerry and Edwards. Okay, so this did not fly on the politics board but I think it will bring out some creative humor here. So everyone join me in captioning this image of the new presidential hopefuls. Edwards: "I'm not kidding John, It's this big!" Kerry: "God, you are sooo hot right now!" __________________ The mother of mankind, what time his pride Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host Of rebel Angels Last edited by assilem; 07-07-2004 at 09:52 AM..

07-07-2004, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Kerry: "We will need your full penetration into this campaign. You're with me on this aren't you Senator?" Edwards: "Wait...What job is it exactly that you want me to apply for?" __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

07-07-2004, 10:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	Edwards: Come her you big sexy hunk of man meat and take me now! Kerry: I want to deep throat you. __________________ That is my 2 cents.

07-10-2004, 03:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
choskins Psycho Location: Greenville, SC	Kerry: "So, let me get this straight! If I pick you for VP, I can win this thing. Man, you sure got some big balls!" Edwards: "They're this big! Hey, would I lie to you?" __________________ "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud

07-10-2004, 08:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
TheDave87 Psycho Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio	Kerry: "So you mean to tell me that you can't talk to dead people or see the future?" Edwards: "No, thats the other John Edwards." Kerry: "So... no ghosts?" Edwards: "No, but you should see my johnson! It's this freakin' big! I bet the other John Edwards doesn't have that goin for him." __________________ Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window!

07-07-2004, 11:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"

07-07-2004, 11:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Edwards to Kerry: "You should see the cigars I picked up for you!"

07-08-2004, 11:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Forget about the election John. We can dump our wives, go back to my home state and get legally married. Lets go before W gets the damn constitution amended.

07-08-2004, 12:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Edwards to Kerry: "What the hell do you mean 'you know', only my hairdresser knows."

07-08-2004, 03:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	Edwards: "Hey Kerry, why the long face?"

07-09-2004, 04:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Kerry: "You see Bobby's post on the Titty Board last night?" Edwards: "I'd hit it."

07-10-2004, 12:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
kongfoo Upright	Kerry's resolve was unaffected by Edwards' "Look at my hand!" ploy in the 37th hour of their staring contest.

07-10-2004, 02:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol this same thread is in nonsense too :P

07-11-2004, 12:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
mrbuck12000 Psycho Location: wisCONsin	Badges....We don't need no Stinkin' Badges!!!! Hahahahaaaa!!! __________________ "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002