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h4w4ii4n · 07-09-2004, 12:12 PM

Three guys (insert name of your friends here, I'll use fred, john, david) were driving in a car when they lost control and fell off a cliff. They wake up in front of god.

God says "it's not time for you guys to die yet. I will give you one more chance at life with one condition. Fred, you are a pig. Stop eating so much or I will bring you back. John, you are a miser. Learn to share and stop being so tight with your money or I'll bring you back. David, you must stop being a homosexual. It is unnatural and I will bring you back" and "POOF" just like that they were back.

Since they lost their car they started to walk down to street wondering if it was all a dream. Not to far away from them they see a huge bright neon sign that read "All you can eat pasta $1.99" Fred looks at it with a huge smile then "POOF" he was gone.

John and David are now scared shitless. They know it is foreal so they continued walking down to street being very careful when John spots a shiny new dime on the ground. He walks toward the dime and bends over to pick it up "POOF" "POOF"

KirStang · 07-09-2004, 12:58 PM

hahahaha

p0thead · 07-09-2004, 01:40 PM

haha that was funny

small one · 07-11-2004, 06:40 AM

Can't complain about that one

Dilbert1234567 · 07-11-2004, 10:14 AM

loganmule · 07-11-2004, 12:31 PM

cute one, but not sure it would tell easily

repeater · 07-11-2004, 01:42 PM

hah.. took me a second.. but I like it

Delvid · 07-12-2004, 10:22 AM

Good joke.

07-09-2004, 12:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
h4w4ii4n Upright	POOF Three guys (insert name of your friends here, I'll use fred, john, david) were driving in a car when they lost control and fell off a cliff. They wake up in front of god. God says "it's not time for you guys to die yet. I will give you one more chance at life with one condition. Fred, you are a pig. Stop eating so much or I will bring you back. John, you are a miser. Learn to share and stop being so tight with your money or I'll bring you back. David, you must stop being a homosexual. It is unnatural and I will bring you back" and "POOF" just like that they were back. Since they lost their car they started to walk down to street wondering if it was all a dream. Not to far away from them they see a huge bright neon sign that read "All you can eat pasta $1.99" Fred looks at it with a huge smile then "POOF" he was gone. John and David are now scared shitless. They know it is foreal so they continued walking down to street being very careful when John spots a shiny new dime on the ground. He walks toward the dime and bends over to pick it up "POOF" "POOF"

07-11-2004, 10:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	__________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

07-11-2004, 01:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
repeater Crazy Location: Chicago	hah.. took me a second.. but I like it __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -Raoul Duke

07-09-2004, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
p0thead Insane Location: born in vietnam, lost in california	haha that was funny

07-11-2004, 06:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Can't complain about that one

07-11-2004, 12:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute one, but not sure it would tell easily

07-12-2004, 10:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Good joke.