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Two leprochans have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprochan!"

The firt Leprochan replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a qustion. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?"

"No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your size."

"Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?"

"No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size."

"Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?"

"No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the word that are your size!"

"Okay then." The second leprochan starts laughing his ass off. But through the laughter, he manages to say "You see, i told you fucked a penguin!"

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The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels

Cadwiz

Had no idea where that was going. Good one.

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Semper Fi

edwhit

lol nice one

nogoodreason

what a classic old joke.

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EK69

hahahahaha

Jadedfox

--jaded

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cameroncrazy822

FUNNY!

Mantus

<-- Laughing

Silvy

good one!

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- Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

blindawg

nice....

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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- Jack Handey

Destrox

That is funny, got me to laugh.

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You bore me.... next.

kinsaj

took me a bit, but hilarious none the less

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boom

Gnzo

nice!!! I didn't see it coming...