07-23-2004, 01:51 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Home sweet home
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Bad Luck Honey
Bad Luck Honey
A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up. Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account.....and you know what? Wife: What? Man: I think you're bad luck. what an asshole! |
07-23-2004, 02:24 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Las Vegas
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Yeah, that's true. You need to be careful not to give away your punchline before the very end of the joke. I've actually considered using Spoiler: spoiler tags to protect my punchlines from early discovery.
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