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Old 08-03-2004, 06:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Be careful what you wish for !

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother." ..........
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Holy Crap, that was funny
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He had it comming.. lol!
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Old 08-03-2004, 06:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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holy LMAO she has some appetite wow
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Old 08-04-2004, 01:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Excellent joke.
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Old 08-04-2004, 11:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha, looks like the other people doesn't mind her being not firm
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Old 08-04-2004, 11:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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rofl good one!
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Old 08-05-2004, 11:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol, great joke - keep em coming, we do appreciate them!
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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