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bullmoose · 08-13-2004, 07:26 AM

A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well.

"Whats the matter?" He asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" He asks.

"I cant see my ass coming to work today."

Destrox · 08-13-2004, 07:39 AM

hah, that got me to chuckle.

thanks

CoachAlan · 08-13-2004, 01:20 PM

She must have been really sick... Sick of work, that is.

Nice twist on the premise - thanks for the post.

bendsley · 08-16-2004, 01:42 PM

HAHAHHA....thats awesome

uffjohn · 08-16-2004, 02:50 PM

made me chuckle

thanks

Almo · 08-16-2004, 03:12 PM

Made me smile.

chileno · 08-16-2004, 06:48 PM

great joke, need to try it on my retarded boss

loganmule · 08-22-2004, 07:17 AM

cute, and one that applies from time to time

Eweser · 08-27-2004, 10:15 AM

Made me laugh out loud. (at work)

08-13-2004, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	Good excuse A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well. "Whats the matter?" He asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" He asks. "I cant see my ass coming to work today." __________________ Rehab is for quitters.

08-13-2004, 07:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hah, that got me to chuckle. thanks __________________ You bore me.... next.

08-13-2004, 01:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	She must have been really sick... Sick of work, that is. Nice twist on the premise - thanks for the post. __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

08-16-2004, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	HAHAHHA....thats awesome __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

08-27-2004, 10:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	Made me laugh out loud. (at work) __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

08-16-2004, 02:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	made me chuckle thanks

08-16-2004, 03:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Almo Tilted	Made me smile.

08-16-2004, 06:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
chileno Upright	great joke, need to try it on my retarded boss

08-22-2004, 07:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute, and one that applies from time to time