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Liquor Dealer · 05-13-2003, 12:50 PM

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at The broom's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my
drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid
Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the police's DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

DEI37 · 05-13-2003, 02:37 PM

That's pretty good. I just hope they didn't put their correct return address on there!

cchris · 05-13-2003, 06:04 PM

Bwahahahahahaha

05-13-2003, 12:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Product endorsement Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at The broom's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the police's DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

05-13-2003, 02:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's pretty good. I just hope they didn't put their correct return address on there! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-13-2003, 06:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Bwahahahahahaha __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery