Butler
 

There was an heiress who lived at a large estate. One evening after a party, she returned home. She was greeted at the door by her faithful butler, Roland. She looked him up and down and asked him to follow her to her room.

When they got to her room, she asked him to close the door. He did so.

Then she said, "Roland, please remove my dress." He did.

She said, "Roland, please remove my pantyhose." He did.

Then she said, "Roland, please remove my bra and panties." He did.

Then gathered up the clothing and said, "Thank you Roland, and if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired."

I don't like to make a habit of pointing out reposts, but I like the phrasing of the origional much better: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=65330

Funny again.

The other one was better because of the long setup.