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Old 04-19-2003, 06:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mommy's Balloons

A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father asks "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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hehehehe... hmm.. boobies!
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I like it.
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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heheh. Thanks for the laugh Lost-in-Space!
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol nice one!
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol thats pretty funny stuff!
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, never heard this one but its good
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Now, why was this kid taking a shower with mommy??? And bad bad Uncle Harry!! funny joke though
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that's awesome.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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mmm incest *shifty eyes*
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Pretty funny stuff,thanks for sharing !!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:24 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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good one...
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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that was wrong
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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so uncle harry has problems
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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hahahahahaahaahaha
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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lol thats an awesome joke
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hhhhaha, funny
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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good one, reminds me of another one a while back, something about an uncle in the closet....forget the rest though
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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there's a snake in the grass and your headlights are on!!
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:36 AM   #23 (permalink)
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haha funny one yeah magic_hat that one was great
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Old 04-24-2003, 11:41 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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haha, thats so cool. Little children jokes... sigh.
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:00 AM   #26 (permalink)
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that was good, but here is another version...here goes...

ok.... little johnny asks his dad why animals and humans stiff thier legs up when they die, so he tells him, "its so god can haul them up to heaven quickly." so he is satified. then the next day, he tells his dad. "DAD. MOM ALMOST DIED!" and so he explains the story. "mom was laying on the bed and then she was screaming,"oh my god i am coming!" with her legs up in the air. good thing uncle hary was there to hold her down to the bed so that she wouldnt float up to heaven...
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:10 AM   #27 (permalink)
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BOOBIES!!!!
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Old 05-10-2003, 03:29 PM   #28 (permalink)
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