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Hanxter · 05-14-2003, 10:26 AM

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

cJoe · 05-14-2003, 04:46 PM

I liked it. Short and easy to remember. Thanks

buffto · 05-21-2003, 03:30 AM

*bidoom TIISSSSSHHH*

duckduck · 05-22-2003, 04:51 PM

Ah, the classic stereotypical jokes.

crackpot · 05-22-2003, 08:29 PM

Heh heh. Not half bad Hanxter!

05-14-2003, 10:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Entomolgy - 101 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

05-14-2003, 04:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
cJoe Insane	I liked it. Short and easy to remember. Thanks __________________ I've got plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it. ...Calvin

05-22-2003, 04:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Ah, the classic stereotypical jokes. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-21-2003, 03:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
buffto Crazy Location: Missouri	bidoom TIISSSSSHHH

05-22-2003, 08:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Heh heh. Not half bad Hanxter!