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SSJwrestler 09-09-2004 09:02 AM

Postcards from Honeymoon
 
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

CaptainSpeedy 09-09-2004 09:36 AM

Good :lol: haven't heard that one before! Now then, who can I send it to....

Cadwiz 09-09-2004 09:41 AM

That was great.

Vizzini 09-09-2004 08:40 PM

Hahahaha, got a good laugh outa that.

oblar 09-09-2004 10:40 PM

i remember the first time i heard that, but still a great joke :) thanks for posting it

blade2567 09-10-2004 04:23 AM

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: GREAT JOKE! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

but real men DO NOT smoke Benson & Hedges...I think this should be a lesbian couple that kidnapped three young girls at birth. Then they...

sorry...programming meeting in a few minutes abd I'm just trying to warm up a bit :hmm:

:crazy:

TwoToTango 09-10-2004 05:27 AM

And shouldn't that have been Maxwell House?

Funny anyway.

PayUp 09-10-2004 03:41 PM

Already sending that to few people, I love it.

carrot glace 09-10-2004 06:55 PM

man, that was hilarious

Verx 09-11-2004 01:13 AM

hahaha nice joke :D

pfchuber 09-11-2004 01:53 AM

now that was funy

small one 09-11-2004 06:51 AM

Now thats wot I call funny

Gortexfogg 09-11-2004 07:37 AM

Hilarious, thanks!

Shpoop 09-11-2004 02:04 PM

haha that was great

akechi 09-15-2004 07:24 AM

"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." HAHAHAHA ~ Great Joke!

xepherys 09-17-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blade2567
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: GREAT JOKE! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

but real men DO NOT smoke Benson & Hedges...I think this should be a lesbian couple that kidnapped three young girls at birth. Then they...

sorry...programming meeting in a few minutes abd I'm just trying to warm up a bit :hmm:

:crazy:


Hey, my grandfather smoked B&H... and I'm quite certain he wasn't a lesbian! :p

At any rate, damned funny joke.. shockingly, I haven't heard it before!

ptownsean 09-22-2004 02:44 PM

Damn… That’s funny :D Thanks!


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