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09-16-2004, 02:14 PM
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Insane
Location: work
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Birthday Frog
A woman walks into a pet store looking for a pet for her husband's birthday. She looks aroud for a while but doesn't see anything she likes. The clerk comes over and offers to help her find the perfectgift. He tells her about a shipment of frogs that they just recieved, that just happen to give blowjobs. The woman thinks about it for a minute and decides it would be the perfect gift.
When her husband gets home she gives him the frog and explains the frog's special talent. The husband just kind of laughs it off and forgets about it. Well, around 2:00 a.m., the wife hears a loud noise downstairs and goes to investigate. When she gets to the kitchen, the husband has the frog on the counter and is digging through the pots and pans. The wife asks, "what the hell is going on?" The husband looks up and says, "if I can teach this frog to cook, you're outa here!" |
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09-23-2004, 10:42 AM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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A good chuckle
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10-04-2004, 05:51 AM
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Psycho
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hihihi, nice one :P
