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SirLance · 09-24-2004, 02:07 PM

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."

"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!".

Seething · 09-24-2004, 03:33 PM

Goddamn, how many tricks did she have to turn to get that many quarters?

Damn funny, man!

carrot glace · 09-24-2004, 04:26 PM

*chuckles* funny, must've been a lot of quarters in that bag

09-24-2004, 02:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The two bit girlfriend... A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?". The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?" "She hit me with her bag of quarters!". __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-24-2004, 03:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	Goddamn, how many tricks did she have to turn to get that many quarters? Damn funny, man! __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

09-24-2004, 04:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	chuckles funny, must've been a lot of quarters in that bag __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"