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Cuball · 05-16-2003, 06:30 AM

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

Kadath · 05-16-2003, 06:47 AM

Nice. I actually saw the line "You're going to get hair on your muffin" before the rest of the joke (guess my eyes are just drawn to inuendo), then read the last line, then started at the top. It made the joke an interesting experience.

Kyp · 05-17-2003, 05:53 PM

I guess maybe I'm a little bit more drawn to inuendo, I saw tits before anything else

mjby2 · 05-18-2003, 06:06 AM

I read it through. Nice.

BatmanMan · 05-18-2003, 06:56 AM

Sweet. I hope I never have a daughter

zaiaz · 05-18-2003, 10:01 AM

Damn kids grow up so fast now-a-days.

TerresqueÜ · 05-18-2003, 03:54 PM

HAhahah!!! Good joke! Dirty but good.

krazykemist · 05-21-2003, 03:46 AM

Kids say the dardest things

clifclav · 05-21-2003, 06:46 AM

hehehe. good one. thanks

riptide4070 · 05-21-2003, 07:16 AM

smart little girl...

Midlandmadman · 05-22-2003, 11:06 AM

hahaha thats cute!

crackpot · 05-22-2003, 08:13 PM

Good grief, the mouth on that girlie. Funny joke, thanks.

oblar · 05-22-2003, 10:13 PM

That was amusing

keep those jokes coming!

Atomic Pinkie · 05-24-2003, 06:38 AM

lol that was a good one, its interesting though, in some places that really happens.

ratbastid · 07-04-2003, 07:41 AM

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father, and stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake as her father sits down.

The barber turns to her as he's about to start. He says, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your twinkie."

She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna get tits too!"

sbscout · 07-04-2003, 10:04 AM

out of the mouths of babes....

grumpyolddude · 07-04-2003, 10:10 AM

*spits beer through both nostrils*

oblar · 07-04-2003, 12:31 PM

i heard this one with a muffin rather than a twinkie.

LittleOralAnnie · 07-06-2003, 05:02 AM

I had gotten hair on my twinkie but I took care of that problem

jukaman · 07-06-2003, 07:21 AM

there must have been stunned silence afterwards

Brewmaniac · 07-06-2003, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oblar
i heard this one with a muffin rather than a twinkie.

Same here! Funny either way. Thanks

hawkeye · 07-09-2003, 10:48 PM

whoa. didn't expect that one...

clifclav · 07-10-2003, 07:26 AM

groooaaann. but cute. thanks

05-16-2003, 06:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	Barbershop A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too." __________________ Let's GO

05-16-2003, 06:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Nice. I actually saw the line "You're going to get hair on your muffin" before the rest of the joke (guess my eyes are just drawn to inuendo), then read the last line, then started at the top. It made the joke an interesting experience. __________________ it's quiet in here

05-17-2003, 05:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I guess maybe I'm a little bit more drawn to inuendo, I saw tits before anything else __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-18-2003, 06:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
BatmanMan Insane	Sweet. I hope I never have a daughter __________________ Do you want to ride in the Batmobile?

05-18-2003, 10:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Damn kids grow up so fast now-a-days. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-18-2003, 06:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	I read it through. Nice.

05-18-2003, 03:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAhahah!!! Good joke! Dirty but good. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-21-2003, 03:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	Kids say the dardest things __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

05-21-2003, 06:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hehehe. good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-21-2003, 07:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	smart little girl... __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-22-2003, 11:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	hahaha thats cute! __________________ Its good to be back.

05-22-2003, 08:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Good grief, the mouth on that girlie. Funny joke, thanks.

05-22-2003, 10:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	That was amusing keep those jokes coming! __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

05-24-2003, 06:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Atomic Pinkie Addict Location: Chicago	lol that was a good one, its interesting though, in some places that really happens. __________________ Where dem bitches at?

07-04-2003, 07:41 AM	#15 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Twinkie Part II A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father, and stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake as her father sits down. The barber turns to her as he's about to start. He says, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your twinkie." She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna get tits too!"

07-04-2003, 10:04 AM	#16 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	out of the mouths of babes.... __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-04-2003, 10:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	spits beer through both nostrils __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-09-2003, 10:48 PM	#22 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	whoa. didn't expect that one... __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-04-2003, 12:31 PM	#18 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	i heard this one with a muffin rather than a twinkie. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-06-2003, 05:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	I had gotten hair on my twinkie but I took care of that problem

07-06-2003, 07:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
jukaman Crazy	there must have been stunned silence afterwards

07-10-2003, 07:26 AM	#23 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	groooaaann. but cute. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!