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Old 04-19-2003, 08:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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40 year old virgin?

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

“What happened?” she asks.

“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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damn! kangaroo sex... could be wild!
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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moral of the story... be careful what you ask for!
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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moral of the story... be careful what you ask for!
I thought the moral was that Australians are crazy fuckers..
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hehe go skippy !
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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...and I just watched Kangaroo Jack...that gives that movie a whole new thing.
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I love it
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I knew it!
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I thought the moral was that Australians are crazy fuckers..
personally, not to that extent. kangaroo sex is not my league, ill leave that for the Tasmanians.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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haha
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That's pretty good.
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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HA HA
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Heard this one before several times. Still funny though
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Aah...first belly laugh of the day
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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hahaha I liked that one
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Old 04-21-2003, 03:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahaha
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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yikes
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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LOL.... she better run while she still can
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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kinda sounds like rodeo sex...

get her from behind and say 'your sister was much better than this' and see how long you can hang on...
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Yaahooooo for the roo.
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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nice joke
hahaha
still laughing...
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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damn he must be stong and quick..lol how did he catch a kangaroo
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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wait so is kangaroo sex fun because if so i live near the zoo and could always use some sexing
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I imagine Paul Hogan when this joke is told. Is that a bad thing?
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:05 PM   #26 (permalink)
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beastiality....Didn't see that one comming
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