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Old 10-02-2004, 11:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Programmer and the Princess

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?”

The programmer said, “Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool.”
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Old 10-02-2004, 11:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sounds like something i'd do.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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heard it before and its still funny
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Old 10-04-2004, 06:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that's great
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Old 10-05-2004, 01:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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awww must suck to be a programmer
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Programming = fun, thats too close to rl though... programming vs girl = very tough decision.
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Kiss her, programming while getting oral is way more fun!
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Old 10-05-2004, 12:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Best joke I have heard in a long time!

Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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New twist on an old joke. I like it.
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Old 10-07-2004, 08:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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nice one, it explains what i live in :P
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Haha, very nice joke, didn't even expect the ending.
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh i know, the first time i read it, i was like "Damn, that'd be really funny, if it weren't so close to the truth"
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