Karby

came in my inbox...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business-like manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

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DEI37

Yup. I know exactly what you mean, and I got caught on #19 and #20!

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HunterDevourer

Damn 19, dirty tricks!
Good list!

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small one

I know a thousand people that they apply to

Soda_BoB

ahahahah , I walked right into 19 and 20... I must be living in the year 2004

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itch vaccine

Wow, it's 2004 already?

man, I fit into every category.. :*)

WarriorBuddha

There are many that apply to me. Scary thought. It's a wild time we live in isn't it?

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7. You make phone calls from home, and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

I do that all the damn time!!

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Bill O'Rights

You're in good company. I do it, too.

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Saku

haha this is nice

feelgood

Does that apply for emailing the person who working right in front of me?

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