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Old 04-19-2003, 09:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Battle of the sexes

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home.

He realises that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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hemmm... ok?
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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not LOL, but cute, nontheless
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hm, this one was ok.
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Old 04-21-2003, 12:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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heh heh. I get it. That's kinda funny.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How did he know the word for MY? ? ? just kidding.. I am ruining the joke...
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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he should've only killed 1 of them. good joke nonetheless
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hehe, i've heard this one before. good one.
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:02 AM   #10 (permalink)
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It's funny.
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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heard it... but it always brings a smile...
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old one but still funny
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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well I never heard it but i liked it
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Old 04-28-2003, 03:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL. Infidelity is a universal language!
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Old 05-16-2003, 04:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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LOL nice, didnt expect that
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