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dontmisspel · 10-13-2004, 06:04 PM

Neo asks Morpheus-Why did the chicken cross the road?

Morpheus.........
"Think about it did the chicken really cross the road or has the chicken been living in a controlled environment, being prompted by super intelligent A.I.s to always cross imaginary roads. The chicken thinks it crossed the road but in fact it was all in its head the chicken is actually a battery. Its native impulse to cross roads is processed by the A.I.s and then electrical impulses are sent to the chicken's brain to make it believe it has crossed the road. Do you really think that those are eggs that the chicken is laying?"

if you like that one i found a site that has similar one's chickenjoke.com

Seething · 10-13-2004, 07:24 PM

That might have been funny had the 2nd and 3rd movies not sucked so hard.

gar1976 · 10-14-2004, 11:09 AM

After watching the second one, I was praying the third one would make up for it.....

God denied my prayer request. Probably helping orphans or some shit like that.

williejim · 10-15-2004, 06:56 AM

Why'd the chicken cross the road???

He wanted to see his friend 'Gregory' peck!!!

LeviticusMky · 10-16-2004, 06:53 PM

These jokes are much funnier in the context of the whole list.

They build on one another. I particularly like the Dr. Seuss one.

Gofclowns · 10-16-2004, 10:21 PM

^^
yes I agree the doctor Suess is absolutely hilarious.

Ishmal · 01-05-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

yep that is good...

doodah · 01-05-2005, 11:56 PM

i do like the Dr. suess' answer but im not fond of the matrix one... i chuckled at the suess one

itch vaccine · 01-06-2005, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doodah

i do like the Dr. suess' answer but im not fond of the matrix one... i chuckled at the suess one

Yeap

the Dr. Seuss' one is good

10-13-2004, 06:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
dontmisspel Loser Location: afghanistan- a lot of fireworks lately	Chicken Joke Neo asks Morpheus-Why did the chicken cross the road? Morpheus......... "Think about it did the chicken really cross the road or has the chicken been living in a controlled environment, being prompted by super intelligent A.I.s to always cross imaginary roads. The chicken thinks it crossed the road but in fact it was all in its head the chicken is actually a battery. Its native impulse to cross roads is processed by the A.I.s and then electrical impulses are sent to the chicken's brain to make it believe it has crossed the road. Do you really think that those are eggs that the chicken is laying?" if you like that one i found a site that has similar one's chickenjoke.com

10-13-2004, 07:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	That might have been funny had the 2nd and 3rd movies not sucked so hard. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

10-14-2004, 11:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	After watching the second one, I was praying the third one would make up for it..... God denied my prayer request. Probably helping orphans or some shit like that. __________________ Blistex, in regards to crappy games - They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

01-05-2005, 11:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	i do like the Dr. suess' answer but im not fond of the matrix one... i chuckled at the suess one __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

10-15-2004, 06:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
williejim Upright	Why'd the chicken cross the road??? He wanted to see his friend 'Gregory' peck!!!

10-16-2004, 06:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
LeviticusMky Crazy Location: Minnesota	These jokes are much funnier in the context of the whole list. They build on one another. I particularly like the Dr. Seuss one.

10-16-2004, 10:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gofclowns Banned Location: Houston tx	^^ yes I agree the doctor Suess is absolutely hilarious.