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Old 10-13-2004, 07:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So Last summer I decide to go visit spain for a few weeks. On my first day there i walk into a little bar and order a beer and ask what they have good to eat that isn't too pricey, the man replies in a spanish accent, "well sir, I can prepare for you the finest meat balls you have ever had, and you will not have to pay me more than one of your american dollars because it is leftover from the bull fight today." I say ill take it, and about 10 minutes later, the man walks out with the dish, and sets it in front of me. On the plate was two of the biggest meat balls i have ever seen. After the first bite i found it absolutely wonderful and i proceed to finish both of them in minutes. I finish my beer, pay the man, and go back to my hotel for the night. The next day, around super time I started to crave a good beer and meat balls. So i go to the same joint as the day before and i see the same spanish man i spoke to yesterday and i asked if he had any leftovers from the bullfight today. The man smiles and retreats to the kitchen, returning a few minutes later with a plate with two even bigger meat balls than yesterday. I take a bite and they are even better than yesterday, i finish my meal and head off to my hotel for the night. The next day I meat a beautiful girl at the bar in the lobby of my hotel. I decide to take her out on the town, and after a night of drinking and dancing we have both worked up a hell of an appetite. I tell her i know a place where they serve the finest meat balls you have ever had. So i take her there and tell the same spanish man "the usual." He comes out a few minutes later and i am shocked to see that not only do we have to share one plate, but the meatballs were much much smaller than before. I ask the man, "what is the deal sir, i came in here the last two days and the meatballs you served me were the biggest, juiceiest i have ever seen, and these are very small and can barely feed myself not to mention my lady here, are these from the bullfight as well?" "yes sir, yes sir, but sometimes the bull wins too."
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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nice joke, but definitely a repost.

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Old 10-14-2004, 05:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I do...thats how I knew not to make a new thread about cat pee last nite

cute joke
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Old 10-14-2004, 02:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So...if I understand correctly, those were testicles?
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Old 10-16-2004, 06:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Testicles, yes, ooey-gooey big bull testes.

Nutritious.

Meatballs... more like bullballs.

yuck.
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Old 10-16-2004, 10:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ahhh testicles... how lovely

good joke
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Old 10-17-2004, 05:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Good one. Gotta love Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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