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Old 10-14-2004, 02:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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John Kerry tragedy

I am not posting this because I don't like Kerry. I just thought it was funny.


John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning. The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.

"That's wrong," Kerry shouts. "That would be considered an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"You are completely incorrect" shouts the Senator.

"That would be what we would consider a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

Kerry searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?".

Finally at the back of the room a little Ernie raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Senator John Kerry were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic !" exclaims Kerry. "You are absolutely right. "Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?".

"Well", says the boy, "because it sure wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"
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Old 10-14-2004, 02:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Funny joke. But you could technically replace John Kerry's name with any other political figure. Replace it with someone we all hate, like John Ashcroft, and then everyone would laugh.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, this joke was MUCH funnier with Dubya as the star, especially when you have a mental image of him sitting in that classroom.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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first time i read this joke it was jesse jackson and the boy was little johny not little ernie.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol good stuff when you need it most ty
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