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Old 10-15-2004, 05:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year
old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years
ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
ight rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

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Old 10-15-2004, 05:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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okay, that.... was hilarious.
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Old 10-15-2004, 06:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's too funny!
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Old 10-15-2004, 02:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Too funny. I hate Ice cream trucks anyways.
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Old 10-15-2004, 02:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I always seem to never have money when the ice cream truck comes around.

Thanks for posting that. I lauged out loud. Or lol. If you're into that.
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Old 10-15-2004, 02:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol..very funny made me smile
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Old 10-15-2004, 09:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats good stuff!
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Old 10-16-2004, 02:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wahahah

church bells and ice cream trucks :P
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Old 10-16-2004, 02:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hehehehe ~ very funny
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Old 10-16-2004, 07:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hahahaha thats really funny!
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Old 10-16-2004, 12:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh man, that's hilarious!
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Old 10-17-2004, 01:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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awesome, didn't see that coming.
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:30 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thats a winner.
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Great post . .. .. very funny.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I love Sunday morning sex! Definitely my favorite.
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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best i have read in a long time. gracias
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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lmao! funny stuff.
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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grinning from ear to ear
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Old 10-23-2004, 04:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I always work sunday morning!

Great joke though
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Old 10-23-2004, 09:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hilarious, didn't see it coming.
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Old 10-24-2004, 01:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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that one was hilarious, great ending
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Old 07-12-2007, 04:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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HAHAHA! Great twist!
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Old 07-13-2007, 01:05 AM   #23 (permalink)
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awesome awsome awesome!!! Great one.
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I will never hear the ice cream man again with out thinking of this joke! Thanks
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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The churchbells was a great addition - very funny!
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:11 AM   #26 (permalink)
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That was excellent!
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Glad you all liked it. That's the key to really funny jokes.... not an obvious ending and definitely not toooo long. It is good material I'd say.

Glad you all liked it. That's the key to really funny jokes.... not an obvious ending and definitely not toooo long. It is good material I'd say.

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Old 08-01-2007, 06:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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in on the ding and out on the dong


funny line in and of itself
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:32 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Damn you Ice-Cream-Man! You've claimed another. Nice one.
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:38 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I always tell my kids the Ice Cream Man plays a tune to tell people he has run out of ice cream! Saves me a fortune, but the kids will be pissed off when they find out the truth! LOL
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:21 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I always tell my kids the Ice Cream Man plays a tune to tell people he has run out of ice cream! Saves me a fortune, but the kids will be pissed off when they find out the truth! LOL
That's about as funny as the joke itself!

I'll think of this joke every time I hear church bells or an ice cream truck now. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 08-28-2007, 12:31 AM   #32 (permalink)
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people in office are now looking at me as if I am mad
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Old 09-09-2007, 05:09 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:41 AM   #34 (permalink)
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man that is a classic funny one I forgot about
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:41 AM   #35 (permalink)
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man that is a classic funny one I forgot about
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