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mike2360 04-19-2003 09:14 PM

The job interview
 
Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources person asked a young engineer, who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting annual salary were you thinking about?"

The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000.00, depending on the benefits package, and I'd prefer to work only four days a week.."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a nice package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years ... say, a souped-up red Corvette?"

The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it!"

MexicanOnABike 04-19-2003 09:15 PM

hehe.

loganmule 04-20-2003 09:52 PM

nice one

asdf1001 04-21-2003 09:35 AM

stupid bastard!

Willowsr 04-21-2003 09:41 AM

Hey! Whatcha laughing at? That's what I want too!

SaltPork 04-21-2003 10:06 AM

nice one

Fly 04-21-2003 12:03 PM

sweet,stupid shit


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