Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 10-18-2004, 09:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
Wookie
 
Location: Howdy from Oklahoma
Prayers

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."
__________________
Rehab is for quitters.
bullmoose is offline  
Old 10-18-2004, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
Willravel's Avatar
 
Hahahahaha. Well played.
Willravel is offline  
Old 10-19-2004, 02:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
Psycho
 
CoachAlan's Avatar
 
Location: Las Vegas
Ain't that the truth. And truth is what makes a great joke.
__________________
"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
- Mark Twain
CoachAlan is offline  
Old 10-19-2004, 03:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: Metz, France
Excellent ! I actually laughed out LOUD ! Thanks for the fun, I didn't see the punchline coming ...
mordret is offline  
Old 10-19-2004, 05:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
I and I
 
Location: Stillwater, OK
Hehe, hilarious, thanks!
Gortexfogg is offline  
Old 10-19-2004, 07:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
Upright
 
Brilliant.

Quote:
Originally Posted by CoachAlan
Ain't that the truth. And truth is what makes a great joke.
Well said!
Gopher is offline  
Old 10-19-2004, 09:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
Insane
 
Cadwiz's Avatar
 
Location: work
I will be re-telling that one shortly.
__________________
Semper Fi
Cadwiz is offline  
Old 10-19-2004, 09:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
Insane
 
Dane Bramage's Avatar
 
Location: Charlotte, NC
LOL!

Very funny. I too will have to pass that one along.
__________________
Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.
Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan
Dane Bramage is offline  
Old 10-20-2004, 05:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Japan
Didn't see the punchline coming. And laughed all the harder for it.
__________________
Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.
WarriorBuddha is offline  
Old 10-20-2004, 06:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
Upright
 
What a ripper
spock is offline  
Old 10-20-2004, 11:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Missouri
It would be funnier if it wasn't true.
Delvid is offline  
 

Tags
prayers

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:07 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360