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Old 10-18-2004, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Black Panties

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
out of her mourning stage.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into
the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties,he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. Sh! e's standing there with the
black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is
wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with this . a black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Great joke thanks for sharing it.
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahaha! His condolences would go real deep.
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Old 10-19-2004, 09:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL! I'd hit it, with sympathy that is
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny! I literally laughed out loud. The things man do to get some.
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Good joke. I heard a variation of it, this one I prefer.
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That is a winner. Saving it for the right time.
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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good stuff
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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very good. I'll use this one in the future.
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Old 10-19-2004, 09:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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haha good one
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm stealing that one, and you can't stop me.
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Old 10-20-2004, 05:02 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Better than the version of it I heard.
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Old 10-20-2004, 03:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hehehe..i like that one...
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That one's great...
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:22 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Great. Will get alot of milage out of it. Thanks.
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Old 10-24-2004, 12:07 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Gotta love the black condom
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