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spock · 10-20-2004, 05:31 AM

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".

Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove.

what do you find inside a clean nose?
fingerprints.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does a gynecologist get?
A: Tunnel vision.

Racer · 10-20-2004, 11:34 AM

I loved the last one. An occupational hazard I could live with!

Delvid · 10-20-2004, 11:42 AM

The dog joke was great.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-24-2004, 04:34 PM

I like the lesbian joke.

Glad

lyxo · 10-24-2004, 07:09 PM

That bride joke is priceless...

xepherys · 07-12-2007, 04:20 PM

Continuing to dredge up old good ones. This forum is too stale these days. You all need to be funnier like this post! :-p j/k

SirLance · 07-14-2007, 10:16 AM

They were all funny. I thought about telling my wife the bride joke, but have reconsidered...

krwlz · 07-30-2007, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spock

Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".

Hahahah, that one's good. Here we have a different definition for vagitarian. It's my friend who no longer eats meat because his girlfriend is a vegetarian.

troit · 07-31-2007, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spock

Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove.

A classic I haven't heard in awhile - Nice!!

10-20-2004, 05:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
spock Upright	Q & A Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian". A. It has been changed to "vagitarian". Why do brides wear white? So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove. what do you find inside a clean nose? fingerprints. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. Q: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does a gynecologist get? A: Tunnel vision.

10-24-2004, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I like the lesbian joke. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-12-2007, 04:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	Continuing to dredge up old good ones. This forum is too stale these days. You all need to be funnier like this post! :-p j/k __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

07-14-2007, 10:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	They were all funny. I thought about telling my wife the bride joke, but have reconsidered... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-20-2004, 11:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	I loved the last one. An occupational hazard I could live with!

10-20-2004, 11:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	The dog joke was great.

10-24-2004, 07:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	That bride joke is priceless...