hoobajoo

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too,"
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look," Of course it
is, why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short," What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

FatherTed

LOL
Very good collection !
Thanks Hoobajoo

1slOwCD8

Really funny list. All very true if you actually think about it. Good one

Irishsean

I loved these when I read them ina old George Carlin skit. They are still funny...

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KinkyKiwi

lol totally made my day!..my favorite is the movie one i really hate when people do that

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Flaymin'

If someone asks you "Have you heard this joke....?" and tells you the joke, after she has finished,tell her "No, I haven't. Please tell it to me."
At least in Finland people often start telling jokes like that. Pisses me off....

Delvid

That is funny stuff.

Gortexfogg

Hilarious! Some good points there.

Ishmal

in referance to this... one of my mates keeps looking for things after he finds them just to prove this saying wrong.

alotta good points though

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