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toverfie · 11-04-2004, 12:55 PM

Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

These two cannibals catch a guy and they are trying to decide how to split him up evenly to eat. They decide one will start at the head and eat his way down while the other starts at the feet and eat his way up. After a few minutes the guy at the head asks the guy at the feet, "How's it goin?" He says, "Great, I'm havin' a ball"....the guy at the heads says, "Hey....slow down...you're eatin too fast!!"

stonegrody · 11-04-2004, 02:09 PM

those are pretty good.

roadkill · 11-04-2004, 06:40 PM

bicentinal man?

Noob · 11-05-2004, 08:28 AM

saw this somewhere else on the forum but..
what did the cannibal get when he arrived home late for dinner?

a cold shoulder

Stug · 11-05-2004, 08:41 AM

I heard the cannibal that loved fast-food ordered a pizza with everybody on it!

Two cannibals sitting around the campfire.
1st one says: "Ughh I hate my mother-in law!"
2nd one replies: "So, try the potatoes."

*Cue the brushweed blowing in from stage left*

Wheat King · 11-05-2004, 10:58 AM

I know it sucks but there's a joke that I can't remember about a cannibal passing his brother in the woods. I don't know if there's a set up or not...Anyone know it, even though I spoiled it?

11-04-2004, 12:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
toverfie Upright	Cannibal Jokes Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" These two cannibals catch a guy and they are trying to decide how to split him up evenly to eat. They decide one will start at the head and eat his way down while the other starts at the feet and eat his way up. After a few minutes the guy at the head asks the guy at the feet, "How's it goin?" He says, "Great, I'm havin' a ball"....the guy at the heads says, "Hey....slow down...you're eatin too fast!!"

11-04-2004, 02:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	those are pretty good. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

11-05-2004, 08:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Stug Crazy Location: UK	I heard the cannibal that loved fast-food ordered a pizza with everybody on it! Two cannibals sitting around the campfire. 1st one says: "Ughh I hate my mother-in law!" 2nd one replies: "So, try the potatoes." Cue the brushweed blowing in from stage left __________________ and so ends the thought process for another day...

11-04-2004, 06:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
roadkill Insane	bicentinal man?

11-05-2004, 08:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Noob Upright	saw this somewhere else on the forum but.. what did the cannibal get when he arrived home late for dinner? a cold shoulder

11-05-2004, 10:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
Wheat King Loser	I know it sucks but there's a joke that I can't remember about a cannibal passing his brother in the woods. I don't know if there's a set up or not...Anyone know it, even though I spoiled it?