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Old 11-05-2004, 07:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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a joke from Liquor Dealer...

DAT SMART OLE CAJUN SNAKE

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped
hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, Den he goes back to fishin.'

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere dat water moccasin was, wif two more frogs
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Great cajun joke.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds like my kind of snake! Good joke, made better wit de Cay-jun accent.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ah rilly lik dat wun, Massa Bobby!
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