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Old 11-14-2004, 01:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bushies change a light bulb (humor)

Source: Heard it on last week's Prairie Home Companion Joke Show:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There's no reason to change anything. We made the right decision to stick with that bulb. Those who say it was burned out are aiding the forces of evil.
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Old 11-14-2004, 01:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!!!!
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How many John Kerries does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question; it's impossible. He'll start to unscrew it, then screw it back in, then start out, then in, then out...
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Old 11-14-2004, 04:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's a very true joke. The Kerry one, not so true.
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LMAO!
hehehe...the republicans on here are probably pissed over that one...
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ouch. Painfully true.
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