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Old 11-16-2004, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dick Cheney - Big Dick?

Maybe this belongs in humor... but here goes...

From http://www.harpers.org/MostRecentWR.html

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Halliburton admitted that it might have bribed Nigerian officials.[ Forbes ] Dick Cheney, who appears to have an enormous penis, [ Milwaukee Magazine ] went to a hospital complaining of shortness of breath, and was discharged three hours later.[ Boston Globe ]
Somebody then posted this picture as evidence....




Harpers is known for putting weird stuff in their issue. But what gives with the Dick Cheney - Enormous Penis thing? Does he truly have one? Or is this in reference to something?

Just trying to lighten you boys and girls up in here
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Old 11-16-2004, 10:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2004, 10:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's uhh yeah, ummm, really uhhhhh yeah
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm going to pretend that that's a colostomy bag.

EDIT: I was doing some more web research on this, and either that isn't true, or Cheney is a modest person:



Woohoo, go Colin Powell!

I was trying to find the Al Gore Rolling Stone cover photo for this thread as well, but I can't find it.

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Old 11-16-2004, 11:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hilarious redlemon

re: Cheney--somebody get that child out of there!
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Awesome

Locobot, I was hoping that the fact that the child is pretty much covered it would be okay. I don't have any sort of Photoshop thingy, but if somebody does, then feel free to delete the little ankle biter.
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I was trying to find the Al Gore Rolling Stone cover photo for this thread as well, but I can't find it.
this one? It isn't the greatest quality but here it is:
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hmmmm.....could this man be Hals long lost Uncle Dick?

Where the hell did I put that yardstick.
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Locobot, I was hoping that the fact that the child is pretty much covered it would be okay. I don't have any sort of Photoshop thingy, but if somebody does, then feel free to delete the little ankle biter.
I think Locobot was referring to "get that child out of there before she looks back and sees the monster!". I hope that isn't why he was so excited. Maybe it was really good coffee?

And yes silent_jay, that was the one. I seem to recall that it had to be airbrushed, but there might have been some originals floating around.
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I think Locobot was referring to "get that child out of there before she looks back and sees the monster!". I hope that isn't why he was so excited. Maybe it was really good coffee?
Ahh...

Looks like the Ice Cream man to me. Dick really likes ice cream.
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Just in case the mods think otherwise, here's a brutal crop-out of the little girl:

EDIT: Tecoyah replaced the original post, so no need to repeat it here.

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Old 11-16-2004, 07:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Looks to me that he is getting a boner for the guy in the white hat. Wouldn't surprise me. Many successful men with wives and kids are fudge packers. Usually very anti-gay to cover up their gayness.

edit;

And silent_jay,...excellent avatar. One of the best.
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Old 11-16-2004, 10:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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holy crap...dude..Cheney...you missed your calling dude...The ladies should be seeing you on the Full Monty..not the VP office...
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Old 11-17-2004, 07:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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If I had to guess from his behavior, I would say that he isn't packing much. He definitely reeks of someone who's trying to compensate for something.
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Old 11-17-2004, 07:55 AM   #15 (permalink)
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So THAT's where the missing explosives went...

Look! HE has a WMD; let's invade...

/bad one-liners
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:03 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah, this is humor.

Moved.
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Could the Harper's quote have something to do with the South Park episode where the Japanese try to take control of children to "fight the evil power"? The Japanese men in the episode always get out of arguements by complementing men on their "enormous American penis"
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:06 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Yeah, this is humor.

Moved.
Boo... You guys in Politices needed this to lighten up a bit
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