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Old 11-18-2004, 12:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i cant quite remember how this goes, but...

there was this woman who lived alone. she was the the type of person who, after dark was extremely scared of any noise. one nite she woke up and heard a "drip drip drip" out in the kitchen. to scared to check it out, she put her hand under the bed and felt the reassuring lick on her hand from her dog. this went on for about a week, until one nite. unable to stand it any more, she went into the kitchen to find where the "drip" was coming from. she finally located it under the kitchen sink. she opened the cupboard doors and let out a loud peircing scream...
under the sink was her dog. stabbed to death. the blood pooling beneath creating the "drip" noise...
and with the body was a note reading: "Humans Can Lick To"
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Old 11-18-2004, 02:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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And? What happened next?
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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humor?
more like SCAREY.
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Generally speaking, when a post is put on the humor forum, it's expected to be funny. To at least one person ever. And there's no need to reply to EVERY SINGLE POST on the forum, either. Getting lots of posts won't get you anywhere if they're bad.
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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well think about it Paul... if the "dripping" has been going all week, that means the dogs bn dead all week. therefore there has bn a person under her bed all week licking her hand when she gets scared...

i thought it was funny... MY BAD mooseman!
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Old 11-18-2004, 05:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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:/ cept for the dog dying thing i found it funny too...guess that makes us both weirdos ishmal
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Old 11-19-2004, 08:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Wouldn't she have noticed that her dog isn't eating, isn't barking, and never comes out from under the bed?

For that matter, after a week, wouldn't she have SMELLED THE BODY?

That's kinda gross and stupid TBH.
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Old 11-20-2004, 03:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Good joke I found it pretty darn funny.


Acetylene, as if ducks ever walk into bars. As if magic genie's exist. As if a nun, a rabbit, and a priest are ever stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. Who cares about reality in a joke..... clue?
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hmmm...menoo..you forgot the devil jokes
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Old 11-20-2004, 10:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hmm...

A little to dark for me.

It's funny how I'll laugh my head off at dead baby jokes and then get all huffy about a dead doggy. Guess I'm not a kid person.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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This is called an "Urban Legend" not a joke.
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Old 11-25-2004, 09:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well nuns and rabbis on desert islands are fantasy wherein one suspends belief in order to hear something funny. Fantasy must be signalled by recognized unlikelihoods, and the humor must be dependent on the suspension of reality.

In this joke, the humor/fear depends on expecting reality and the resulting chill when things turn wrong. It doesn't work if the buildup isn't believable.

And dead babies are funnier than dead dogs because dogs will greet you at the door every day, and babies can grow up to be congressmen.
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Old 11-25-2004, 11:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That was kinda scary. Not funny at all.
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Old 11-26-2004, 02:05 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yeah, I wasn't too impressed. I saw this acted out once during one of those cheep made for TV specials about Urban Legends...
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Old 12-02-2004, 04:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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plus, blood dripping for a week... come on now... we all know that doesn't happen...
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Old 12-02-2004, 04:49 PM   #16 (permalink)
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hey SasKuach, refer Menomans comments...

Quote:
Who cares about reality in a joke.....
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Old 12-02-2004, 05:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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More gross than funny... actually very gross and not funny at all
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Old 12-02-2004, 05:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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And dead babies are funnier than dead dogs because dogs will greet you at the door every day, and babies can grow up to be congressmen.
Haha that was great.
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Old 12-04-2004, 06:47 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Not so much funny, but good anyway
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