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Hanxter · 11-22-2004, 04:32 AM

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train... cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She
heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

oblar · 11-22-2004, 08:41 AM

hehe Little Johnny jokes amuse me and this is one I had not heard before

itch vaccine · 11-22-2004, 12:58 PM

Wahahaha.

Niceeee. and I thought Johnny was growing up :P

Ishmal · 11-22-2004, 05:38 PM

ummm... i think i read that in the little jonny joke forum.

still made me laugh though!

BlitzkriegKommt · 11-22-2004, 06:33 PM

Oh that made me laugh

, you can never expect what Little Johny will say or do next.

wgheow · 11-23-2004, 03:50 AM

HAAAHAHAHAHA...for a moment there i tot johnny was becoming a goodie two shoes..!

carrot glace · 11-23-2004, 01:50 PM

that was was hilarious

Gnzo · 11-23-2004, 11:28 PM

Nice, that was a good one

Fohur2 · 11-24-2004, 09:54 AM

good olde Johnny.

red_zinfandel8 · 11-30-2004, 09:59 PM

That's great!!!

Stiltzkin · 12-01-2004, 04:51 PM

Doesn't this type of joke have it's own thread?

11-22-2004, 04:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Johnny And The Choo-Choo A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train... cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

11-22-2004, 05:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	ummm... i think i read that in the little jonny joke forum. still made me laugh though! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

11-22-2004, 06:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Oh that made me laugh, you can never expect what Little Johny will say or do next.

11-23-2004, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	that was was hilarious __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

12-01-2004, 04:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Doesn't this type of joke have it's own thread? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-22-2004, 08:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe Little Johnny jokes amuse me and this is one I had not heard before

11-22-2004, 12:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Wahahaha. Niceeee. and I thought Johnny was growing up :P

11-23-2004, 03:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	HAAAHAHAHAHA...for a moment there i tot johnny was becoming a goodie two shoes..!

11-23-2004, 11:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	Nice, that was a good one

11-24-2004, 09:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	good olde Johnny.

11-30-2004, 09:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	That's great!!!