Brewmaniac

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and

opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I pray beside my bed,

I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store.

Ame

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sillygirl

SO TRUE!!!!


but I got the man I want

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

scott_p_1

Yeah, I think that described my perfect woman

Stick

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and loves cooking and cleaning.

Amen

MexicanOnABike

i got a good part of that, nympho with huge boobs who listens to me, and doesnt bitch. beer store is next.

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Sensei

Hahah, hilarious! That definetly got saved.

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narf!

Los Mios! Muy Biento !

SirLance

Ok, now, that is hysterical.

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Delvid

I am going to have to research this prayer thing. I could use an extra nympho.