Racer

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

DEI37

Got a laugh out of that one! Thanks!

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red_zinfandel8

good one 1

Delvid

That is funny.

small one

Best one yet

Blackthorn

Very nice...

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J-DaWg

well that put me on the floor!! .. fantastic

mikeylips

Nice one, another mental image haha.