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cameroncrazy822 12-13-2004 06:43 AM

Use "fascinate" in a sentence children..
 
Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's
farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted
you to use the word "fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I
was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally,
but I want the word "fascinate".

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny
was noted for his bad language..
She finally decided there was no way he could
damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with
ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only
fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.....

itch vaccine 12-13-2004 10:19 AM

umm, this is a repost isn't it?

it's in little johnny's :P

Knoweffects 12-13-2004 02:51 PM

ah, gotta love little johnny

Zephyr66 12-13-2004 03:21 PM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=396

BlitzkriegKommt 12-13-2004 05:00 PM

No matter how many times you read them Jhonny jokes, you can't stop laughing every time.

red_zinfandel8 12-13-2004 05:52 PM

excellent!

cameroncrazy822 12-13-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itch vaccine
umm, this is a repost isn't it?

it's in little johnny's :P

My bad, I'm sort of into fresh memory stuff. I'm a frequent reader/poster on here but obviously have made a mistake by REPOSTING inadvertantly. I apologize to all the members out there that enjoy searching/finding reposts. For all others, please accept my humble apologies and know that I truely am ot (incorrectly spelled, should be: "not) material for the sake of posting. I put the stuff up I do because it's genuinely funny stuff. This is a forum, along with sports, that is on of my favorites. I enjoy obtaining great material and want to get it out as soon as possible. My vocation is ccordinating cancer research trials. I absolutely am dedicated to that research and am duly diligent in its process. This forum is not life or death. Quite the contrary-it's the opposite. If any moderator finds this response abrasive feel free to sanction me accordingly but I think things have gotten a bit too serious within this forum. Please make the stake sharp and fire very hot before you put me on it. Enjoy the holidays retentive searchers and humor seekers alike! :thumbsup:

cameroncrazy822 12-13-2004 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephyr66

Well done, you've won the "Humor Ombudsman" of the Year! FAIT ACCOMPLI!

cameroncrazy822 12-13-2004 06:25 PM

Sorry everyone. I do apologize if anyone has experienced the negative response that some others have had regarding my inadvertant repost(s).This bugs me to no end. Look... this section implies and requires looseness and a sense of tolerance. Again, I would put my humor posts up against anyone's in this forum. I genuinely want to make people laugh. I know reposting is a potential nuisance however I am a frequent reader and participant so I know what's new and what's archaeology. My initiative is to get funny stuff out there to my fellow humor enthusiasts. I just want to make people laugh. Bottom line. This forum is a fleeting oasis for me in my field of work. With that said, I wouldn't wish the things I see everyday in my chosen profession on my worst enemy. Perspsective is everthing. Let's keep this thing we do here in perspective. Keep the funnies coming all!


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