SirLance

A man took his wife to the Rodeo, and one of the exhibits was "best breeding bulls".

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "You only mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

Then the wife got even more excited and said, "That's once a day! You could really learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow every time."

Funeral services will be Wednesday

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Delvid

That is a winner.

Kumquat

Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa.

Cervantes

Loved the ending!! "Funeral services will be Wednesday" Perfect!!

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txgirl

have to forward that...too good NOT to share!

Racer

That's a great one. I'll have to send it to all my friends who are of "that age."

carrot glace

nice, gonna save that one for later

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Gabbyness

I am definitely sending this one along! Awesome.

joeshoe

Hahaha, laugh out loud quality!

wgheow

haaaaahaaha


i like tat funeral part at the end

djohnson

Nice one