bobby

AN idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later, he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens.

"I think I know where I'm going wrong," he tells the dealer,
"I'm planting them too deep."

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tondo

eggcellent!

mordret

egg-straordinaire

Nancy

*giggles* good one Bobby!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

welshbyte

Hehe, great yolk!... err... joke!

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