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Old 04-20-2003, 03:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

I.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."



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A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "My Daddy's dead."

The teacher, flabberghasted, tries to rebound by asking "What did he do before he died?"

The girl replies, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."
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Old 04-21-2003, 03:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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original.......
thanks for the laffs
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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funny!
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Great, especially the last one!
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I like that! I've got a daughter in third grade... wonder what she's saying about me?
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh man...that second one had me laughing my ass off.
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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excellent
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Old 04-21-2003, 12:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yes.......i like #2 the best

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Old 04-21-2003, 09:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Funny, but i thought i was gonna see an Arnold Schwarzanegger (spelling is probably way off) joke.
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That was hilarious.
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Good one Xixox
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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Originally posted by Xixox
I.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."




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Old 04-22-2003, 04:45 AM   #13 (permalink)
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good stuff! 2 funnier than 1, and 1 is still funny
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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holy crap that second one was great
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Love the second one!
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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good ones
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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2nd = funny!
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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nice jokes
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Both are good, the second funnier, albeit morbid perhaps.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:07 AM   #20 (permalink)
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2nd one was hilarious !!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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oh geez....
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:44 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Haha, second one was great.
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