bobby

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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bendsley

hahahahaha

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frogza

Hahaha, the only real purpose for little animals is to feed the big ones!

Fohur2

survival of the fittest

Cervantes

Hehehe!! I want my future daughter to be like that...

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Bauer_Power

Didn't see that one coming

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rashonmyash

hahaha...thats hilarious!!!

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