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Old 04-20-2003, 03:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Freudian slip

Two guys are going on a business trip. One stands in line and fixes the return address tags on the luggage, the other walks up to the ticket counter. The woman selling the tickets is breathtakingly beautiful with a set of gravity defying Brockoviches that give new meaning to the word, magnificent. The guy buying the tickets says, "I'll take two pickets to titsburg please. (pause) Doh!". She smiles demurely and hands him the tickets and he slinks away totally humiliated.

When he and his buddy get far enough away from the booth, he turns to his friend and says, "You'll never believe what I just did back there. I was trying not to stare at that woman's breasts and when I asked for tickets, I actually said - Two pickets to titsburg." His buddy laughs and says, "Yeah, that's pretty common. It's called a Freudian slip. Why just the other night at supper I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt and said, "YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!"
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Freudian slips are when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Classic, marco!
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Old 04-20-2003, 04:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't think I can stand any more of this for today.

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Old 04-20-2003, 04:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That was fucking great!! I think bad things like that but they come out in the nicest way. Totally opposite, I guess.
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i once said Fuck You to a buddy for pissin' me off ,when i actually meant to say Fuck You.

that ain't right .....ahhhhhh Fuck You
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He should have asked for his change in nipples and dimes...
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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all of these old jokes, back again..
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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great one, and all too true
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