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Old 01-24-2005, 12:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery.

A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same
qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of
the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to
Bubba and said: "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the
Yankee the job."

Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine
questions correct. This being Louisiana, and me being a Southern boy I
should get the job!"

The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers,
but rather on the one question that you both missed."

Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than
the other?"

The manager replied: "Bubba, its like this. On question #4 the Yankee put
down; "I don't know." You put down, "Neither do I."
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe thats funny, thanks for the post
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Old 01-24-2005, 07:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thanks for the laugh, that was pretty funny.
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Old 01-25-2005, 12:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha, that was a good laugh.
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Old 01-25-2005, 11:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Great joke.
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Had me laughing out loud, thanks!
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Old 01-26-2005, 02:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The only problem with this joke is that Bubba must be able to read... not sure I can believe that one!
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