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Old 04-20-2003, 04:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Quotable quotes

"The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures."
 
Old 04-20-2003, 04:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Beautiful quotes, <b>chris</b>. I will have to spread these around with my friends!
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thanks for the one liners
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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how about: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good. Could do with more
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Old 04-21-2003, 03:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hah that first one is great
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Gotta add one....

"There's a lot more to oral sex than just talking about it!"

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Old 04-21-2003, 05:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Another great Woody Allen quote: "Is sex dirty? It is if you're doing it right."
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sex all over =)

Nice quotes
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Those are all great. Gonna try them out with a bunch of people who would, uh, appreciate them.
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:27 AM   #11 (permalink)
 
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ahahaha... great! just like my sig.
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:03 PM   #12 (permalink)
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those are great... using a few of them myself now... thanks
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