Cervantes

Carlos calls his boss in the morning:

Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work.

The boss says:

You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.

2 hours later Carlos calls:

Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house.

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aKula

AHAHA didn't see that coming, thanks for sharing.

Delvid

That is a great joke.

superredhead

hehe thanks for the laugh.

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brikellxx

haha, nice one