GoldenOuroboros

NIGHTMARE #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

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gloveshot3

hey, you sucked her nipples when you were younger

Destrox

ok.. that was wrong..

but funny

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You bore me.... next.

Silverbrain

LOL! That makes me squirm!

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vevaphon

gah. this one is much worse.

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morlock

that's just plain sick

potpie

disgusting! although gloveshot3 does have a point.

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TerresqueÜ

What's an old lady's pussy taste like?

Depends...


Good one.

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