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mojodragon · 02-13-2005, 11:08 PM

The King of France was in his office one day, when he got a phone call.

"Kingey, this is Willie MacDugal. We just wanted to let you know that we're declaring war on you!"

"What's that?" The King asked. "Who is this? I don't know any King MacDugals"

"I'm no king. I'm just the leader of my group, and we're declaring war on you froggies. We've all got really good hunting rifles. We mean business."

"Is that so? My soldiers carry fully automatic machine guns with armor piercing bullets."

"Hold on. What's that, O'Brannon? Oh, right. We have some super fast speed boats, we're going to lay waste to your harbors."

"Oh? I have a fleet of over two hundred ships," the king declared with pride.

"Just a second." The king could hear a little arguing in the background. "Well, that doesn't change anything. We can get some crop-dusters and fly past your ships. It's still on!"

"I have an air force with over a thousand planes." The french king answered. "By the way, how many fighters do you have? You don't sound like a very large group."

"Well, there's me, and O'Brannon, and Patrick. Everyone else is too drunk to come fight you, but we'll do just fine on our own. You'd better get ready, we're coming."

"I have an army of seven hundred thousand troops." the king replied, laughing at Willie.

"Really? Hold on another sec, we need to discuss this." Some more arguing, and Willie came back to the phone. "Er, we decided to call off the invasion for now."

"Good for you."

"Yeah, we decided we can't feed that many prisoners."

SirLance · 02-14-2005, 03:35 PM

I'm suprised they didn't surrender immediately!

hosti|e · 02-14-2005, 07:55 PM

Pretty funny, just watch out for all the people coming in to defend Frances honor

duckduck · 02-15-2005, 01:30 AM

When I heard it, Willy was Scottish.

Still a good one.

Hedgehog · 02-15-2005, 07:27 PM

this joke absolutely sucks without hearing the accent.

mojodragon · 02-15-2005, 07:39 PM

well excuse me. kinda hard to put an accent through a computer screen

wnker85 · 02-15-2005, 09:39 PM

Uh Oh, this could turn into another Viva la france thread.

And it got a chuckle. lol

Mr Wizz · 02-24-2005, 06:34 AM

yeah, I heard it with Willie too, but still a good one for sure.

02-13-2005, 11:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	It's On! The King of France was in his office one day, when he got a phone call. "Kingey, this is Willie MacDugal. We just wanted to let you know that we're declaring war on you!" "What's that?" The King asked. "Who is this? I don't know any King MacDugals" "I'm no king. I'm just the leader of my group, and we're declaring war on you froggies. We've all got really good hunting rifles. We mean business." "Is that so? My soldiers carry fully automatic machine guns with armor piercing bullets." "Hold on. What's that, O'Brannon? Oh, right. We have some super fast speed boats, we're going to lay waste to your harbors." "Oh? I have a fleet of over two hundred ships," the king declared with pride. "Just a second." The king could hear a little arguing in the background. "Well, that doesn't change anything. We can get some crop-dusters and fly past your ships. It's still on!" "I have an air force with over a thousand planes." The french king answered. "By the way, how many fighters do you have? You don't sound like a very large group." "Well, there's me, and O'Brannon, and Patrick. Everyone else is too drunk to come fight you, but we'll do just fine on our own. You'd better get ready, we're coming." "I have an army of seven hundred thousand troops." the king replied, laughing at Willie. "Really? Hold on another sec, we need to discuss this." Some more arguing, and Willie came back to the phone. "Er, we decided to call off the invasion for now." "Good for you." "Yeah, we decided we can't feed that many prisoners."

02-14-2005, 03:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I'm suprised they didn't surrender immediately! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-14-2005, 07:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
hosti\|e Tilted	Pretty funny, just watch out for all the people coming in to defend Frances honor __________________ New Zealander and proud

02-15-2005, 01:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	When I heard it, Willy was Scottish. Still a good one. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

02-15-2005, 07:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hedgehog Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	this joke absolutely sucks without hearing the accent. __________________ Wait a minute! Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?

02-15-2005, 07:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	well excuse me. kinda hard to put an accent through a computer screen

02-15-2005, 09:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
wnker85 Registered User	Uh Oh, this could turn into another Viva la france thread. And it got a chuckle. lol

02-24-2005, 06:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr Wizz Upright	yeah, I heard it with Willie too, but still a good one for sure.