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Math Lesson

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

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I've yet to dephile myself...

teflonian

haha, great joke. Thanks for the laughs.

MacGyver

that's not bad. i could have done without the picture... but i'm sure the ladies are enjoying it.

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More is more and less is less,
More is better and twice as much is good too.
Not enough is bad,
And too much is never enough unless it's just about right.

Pip

Bwahaha! Way to go! And a nice illustration too.

lite campfire

That's sexist,
I demand a picture of the teaching assistant.

mojodragon

Nice! hehe, well said indeed

heccubusiv

haha, that was really funny

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Fuck Ohio

ranger

were is the teaching assistant! I demand illustration... Diddi-Mow!

Antikarma

My wife is laughing her ass off. I don't get it. Or refuse to, whichever.

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"Whoever you are, go out into the evening,
leaving your room, of which you know each bit;
your house is the last before the infinite,
whoever you are."

loonatic8her

That was funny... next time u can warn us about the pic though...

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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head?
Do you now miss them and the things they said?