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Old 02-25-2005, 10:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Marvin works hard at the office and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife, Jodie, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his 49th birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Marv! How ya doin?"
Jodie is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Marvin. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Marvin if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
Jodie is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Marvin, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Marvy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Jodie, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Marvin follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Marvin tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Jodie is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book, forgetting that she is a Christian.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Marv, you picked up a real bitch this time!"
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Marv is in trouble.
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Marv is in more than trouble.
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Old 02-25-2005, 05:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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Marv is my hero
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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marv just got owned
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Old 02-25-2005, 09:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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got pwned you mean?

hehe, nice joKe there.

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Old 02-26-2005, 12:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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marv shouldve chosen another strip club
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Old 02-26-2005, 06:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol, that's fricken hillarious. I have to remember that one
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Poor Marv!
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Old 03-17-2005, 02:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
and i was only in that club just one time...those ppls have very good memories and mammories hehe.
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