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Liquor Dealer · 02-25-2005, 10:21 AM

Marvin works hard at the office and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife, Jodie, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his 49th birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Marv! How ya doin?"
Jodie is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Marvin. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Marvin if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
Jodie is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Marvin, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Marvy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Jodie, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Marvin follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Marvin tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Jodie is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book, forgetting that she is a Christian.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Marv, you picked up a real bitch this time!"

Delvid · 02-25-2005, 11:10 AM

Marv is in trouble.

Coppertop · 02-25-2005, 11:35 AM

Marv is in more than trouble.

streak_56 · 02-25-2005, 05:31 PM

Marv is my hero

former newt · 02-25-2005, 08:58 PM

marv just got owned

itch vaccine · 02-25-2005, 09:56 PM

got pwned you mean?

hehe, nice joKe there.

We ain't getting enough jokes nowadays

carrot glace · 02-26-2005, 12:56 AM

marv shouldve chosen another strip club

basmoq · 02-26-2005, 06:03 AM

lol, that's fricken hillarious. I have to remember that one

SirLance · 03-03-2005, 02:59 PM

Poor Marv!

zaiaz · 03-17-2005, 02:11 PM

and i was only in that club just one time...those ppls have very good memories and mammories hehe.

02-25-2005, 10:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Uh Huh! Marvin works hard at the office and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife, Jodie, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his 49th birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Marv! How ya doin?" Jodie is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Marvin. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Marvin if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. Jodie is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Marvin, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Marvy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Jodie, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Marvin follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Marvin tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Jodie is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book, forgetting that she is a Christian. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Marv, you picked up a real bitch this time!" __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

02-25-2005, 09:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	got pwned you mean? hehe, nice joKe there. We ain't getting enough jokes nowadays __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

02-26-2005, 12:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	marv shouldve chosen another strip club __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-26-2005, 06:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	lol, that's fricken hillarious. I have to remember that one __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

03-03-2005, 02:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poor Marv! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-25-2005, 11:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Marv is in trouble.

02-25-2005, 11:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Marv is in more than trouble.

02-25-2005, 05:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Marv is my hero

02-25-2005, 08:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
former newt Crazy	marv just got owned

03-17-2005, 02:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	and i was only in that club just one time...those ppls have very good memories and mammories hehe. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...