Brewmaniac

A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him,
he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of
Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The cowboy grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any
shot!"
So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of
days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he
says. "Take this pill."
"What is it?" asks the cowboy.
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The cowboy looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to
while I pull your tooth."

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itch vaccine

Haha, I don't know why but I found that funny

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

Good one. Never heard it before.

Glad

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SirLance

Ok, now that's original. Good one!

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