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bookie05 · 03-09-2005, 09:50 PM

This is a simple q and a joke to pull on your friends.

you: How feathers does a turkey have?

friend: doesnt matter what they say

you: nope 1727. How many stripes does a bumble bee have?

friend: does not matter what they say

you: nope 7 and a half. What color is an orange?

friend: orange

you: correct! What color is peter pan's suit

friend: green

you: correct, but how come you know so much about the fruits and the fairies but nothing about the birds and the bees

sorry if that offends anyone but I think it is absolute gold

Brewmaniac · 03-10-2005, 05:10 AM

Very clever! Thanks for posting it.

DJKDAWG · 10-29-2005, 07:52 AM

I think this is Hilarious!!

MooseMan3000 · 10-29-2005, 08:15 AM

But Peter Pan wasn't a fairy... he was just one of the lost boys...

KellyC · 10-29-2005, 10:01 AM

Very "lost" indeed, MooseMan,

Siege · 10-29-2005, 10:11 AM

Hehe, that ones funny

Sleepyjack · 10-30-2005, 02:08 AM

What if you/they get one of the first 2 questions correct or the last 2 incorrect?

03-09-2005, 09:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
bookie05 Upright	Greatest Q and A ever! This is a simple q and a joke to pull on your friends. you: How feathers does a turkey have? friend: doesnt matter what they say you: nope 1727. How many stripes does a bumble bee have? friend: does not matter what they say you: nope 7 and a half. What color is an orange? friend: orange you: correct! What color is peter pan's suit friend: green you: correct, but how come you know so much about the fruits and the fairies but nothing about the birds and the bees sorry if that offends anyone but I think it is absolute gold

03-10-2005, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Very clever! Thanks for posting it. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-29-2005, 07:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
DJKDAWG Upright Location: Bottom of a Bottle	I think this is Hilarious!! __________________ He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

10-29-2005, 10:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Very "lost" indeed, MooseMan, __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

10-29-2005, 10:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Hehe, that ones funny __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

10-29-2005, 08:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	But Peter Pan wasn't a fairy... he was just one of the lost boys...

10-30-2005, 02:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	What if you/they get one of the first 2 questions correct or the last 2 incorrect?